* A "show" no longer involves buttered popcorn
* Your wife drives a nicer vehicle than you
* You are given very detailed instructions on how to answer the phone
* Some days you are given very detailed instructions on not answering the phone at all
* You know the UPS man on a first name basis
* Month-end, 2+2, and Seville have a new meaning
* Your wife's shoes and clothes take up more and more room in the closet
* You're not surprised if your wife wears sweats or pajamas all day
* Your vehicle no longer goes in the garage due to kits and ROF boxes
* You are out of everything in the refrigerator, so you are the new grocery shopper
* Your wife doesn't cook for days, and when she finally does it is enough to last all week
* You think it would be a wise investment to have stock in the phone company
* Your wife is having a meeting so the living room is meticulous
* Due to the piles of paperwork, clothes and product, the bedroom doors are always kept
closed
* You make new friends picking up borrowed kits from your wife's friends
* You know how many minutes it takes your wife to get from ________ to __________
* You no longer need to lift weights, and look forward to lifting kits out the door
* You know how much the really big cheese earns
* Your wife takes a new interest in your appearance around other PartyLite people
* You know more about the Downline and Hostesses than you'd ever care to
* Your company picnic isn't the event of the year anymore
* You start to think of people you know that "Would be a great consultant"
* You actually notice the candles in other peoples homes
* You never know what to expect when your wife says "We're going shopping"
* You know what time the mail comes on Saturday
* You arrange for vacation time in MAY
* You think about early Retirement
Cindy Boeselager GL
Pillars of the Plains Unit
Phenomenal Region
submitted by Lynn Platt,
UL, Dancin to the Lite
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